Wetlands at Risk After High Court Ruling?

Environmentalists are reeling over a recent decision by the U.S.Supreme Court. They’re concerned that ruling could put as much oftwenty percent of the nation’s wetlands at risk. That could affecthundreds of thousands of acres in the Great Lakes region alone. Earlyreports indicated the decision weakens a portion of the federal CleanWater Act, and could allow major damage to natural areas and animalhabitats. Since then, experts have had time to closely read the SupremeCourt ruling. The Great Lakes Radio Consortium’s Jonathan Ahl reportsthe long-term ramifications of the decision are unclear:

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Environmentalists are reeling over a recent decision by the U.S. Supreme Court. They’re
concerned that ruling could put as much of twenty percent of the nation’s wetlands at risk.
That could effect hundreds of thousands of acres in the Great Lakes region alone. Early
reports indicated the decision weakens a portion of the Federal Clean Water Act, and
could allow major damage to natural areas and animal habitats. Since then, experts have
had time to closely read the Supreme Court ruling. The Great Lakes Radio Consortium’s
Jonathan Ahl reports the long-term ramifications of the decision are unclear.


A group of 23 communities have been fighting for more than a decade to site a landfill at
an abandoned mine in the Chicago suburb of Bartlett. The Illinois E-P-A signed off on
the plan, but the U-S Army Corps of Engineers blocked the move, citing the Clean Water
Act. The Corps contended that the dozens of migratory birds that use the ponds at the
site as temporary habitats are part of interstate commerce. That designation would give
the Federal Government ultimate control over the land. But the Supreme Court ruled that
since the ponds were not connected to any other bodies of water, the Clean Water Act
does not apply, and the federal government does not have any jurisdiction. The narrow
majority ruling by the Supreme Court may be a sign to environmentalists to change their
strategy as they seek to protect land. Barry Kellman is an environmental law professor
at DePaul University.


“It seems that at least from the perspective of environmentalists and
conservationists the area that they should be focusing their efforts is with state
governments.”


Kellman says activists tend to go to the Federal Government seeking legislation to protect
the environment because it casts a wider net. He also says this ruling undermines that
philosophy, and will force environmentalists to spend more time lobbying state
legislatures. But not everyone believes the ruling means environmentalists should shift
their focus to state government. Howard Lerner is the Director of the Environmental
Law and Policy Center in Chicago. He says the burden is on now Congress to be clearer
when adopting environmental law:


“In order to fix the damage done by the Supreme Court’s decision, Congress
needs to act to clarify the clean water act , and provide the clear statement that the five to
four majority found lacking.”


Lerner says the long-term effect of this court ruling is a requirement that Congress tighten
up environmental legislation to close out such loopholes if the laws are to be effective.
But there is another opinion that the decision is not clear enough to make any changes in
the drafting or enforcement of environmental legislation. Patricia Ross McCoven is an
Environmental Law Professor at Southern Illinois University. She says the ruling is
narrow enough that it may not be a precedent setting case:


“That isn’t easy to jump from and then step into other environmental
laws like the Clean Air Act or the Superfund law and have clear, direct implications for
those statues. So I think it may be more subtle than being the death knell for all Federal
environmental statutes.”


The court ruled that the language of the Clean Water Act was not clear, and the Army
Corps of Engineers does not have the right to interfere in such cases. McCoven says that
is significant because the court still left open the possibility that a differently written law
could give the federal government jurisdiction over state and local bodies in land use
issues. But that change would raise a constitutional question the court did not address –
are migratory birds or other environmental factors equivalent to interstate commerce, and
therefore guarantee that federal statutes can protect wetlands and other habitats? That
issue will likely have to be settled by another Supreme Court decision. For the Great
Lakes Radio Consortium, I’m Jonathan Ahl.

Monitoring Lake and River Water Flows

Canada and the U.S. are spending millions of dollars to study whetherthe two nations are handling the flow of water from Lake Ontario to theSt. Lawrence River properly. The Great Lakes Radio Consortium’s LesterGraham reports:

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Canada and the U.S. are spending millions of dollars to study whether the two
nations are handling the flow of water from Lake Ontario to the St. Lawrence
River properly. The Great Lakes Radio Consortium’s Lester Graham reports.

When the International Joint Commission first assessed the flows and water
Levels between Lake Ontario and the St. Lawrence River 50 years ago, there were
only two concerns. The needs of hydro-electric operators and the needs of
cargo ships. IJC spokesperson Fabien Lengelle says since then people have
built homes along the river. There’s more recreational boating, and
environmentalists are concerned about the effects of the levels.


“We realized that we had five major interest groups that had
diverging opinions as to how we should regulate the system. With this
growing dissatisfaction, we wondered, well, is there a way we can manage the
system so that everybody’s happy around the basin.”


The International Joint Commission has told the US and Canadian governments
it will need about 20-million dollars to conduct the five-year study.
However, the IJC concedes after spending the money it might find no
changes in water levels and flows are needed at all.
For the GLRC, this is Lester Graham.

Old Power Plants Blamed for Health Problems

A new study blames emissions from nine power plants in Illinois forpremature deaths and asthma attacks in nine Midwest states. The GreatLakes Radio Consortium’s Lester Graham reports:

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A new study blames emissions from nine power plants in Illinois for
premature deaths and asthma attacks in nine Midwest states. The Great Lakes
Radio Consortium’s Lester Graham reports.


The nine power plants –all more than 25-years old– are exempt from
stricter 1990 emission standards that newer plants have to meet. A
peer-reviewed study commissioned by the Clean Air Task Force was conducted
by researchers at the Harvard School of Health. They estimate the emissions
from those plants contribute an annual extra risk of 300 premature deaths,
14-thousand asthma attacks, and more than 400-thousand daily incidents of
upper respiratory symptoms. The greatest health risks were in cities close
to the plants, such as Chicago. The report says applying updated emission
control technologies to the older plants could reduce the health risk by as
much as two-thirds.
For the GLRC, this is Lester Graham.

Commentary – Winter Meditation

  • Michael Delp's most recent book is ''The Coast of Nowhere: Meditations on Rivers, Lakes and Streams,'' available from Wayne State University Press.

High in the latitudes of fly-over country, Great Lakes Radio Consortiumcommentator Michael Delp contemplates the effects of heavy snow andfrozen lakes on the soul and the psyche:

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High in the latitudes of fly-over country, Great Lakes Radio Consortium commentator
Michael Delp contemplates the effects of heavy snow and frozen lakes on the soul and
the psyche.


From up here in my house twenty feet above Green Lake, I can look out
across three miles of ice and lose track of the following things: Time,
Space, Speaking, Self. This is my hill on the world every winter. I’ve
abandoned all my fantasy pursuits, giving my life over, as Tom McGuane
says to ” a diminishing portfolio of enthusiasms.” The poems stacked in the
basement and arranged in a few “slim volumes” as the critics say, are
barely a hedge against mortality, much less this bitter cold. I suppose I could
take a few hundred pages, rip them out, cover the windows and hunker down. But
I’d miss what I’m looking at right now.


My flyrods are idle in the corner next to the window. Outside, the wind
and sun make the lake seem more like a great salt flat. I imagine the men
camped on the lake in their spearing shanties not as the perpetually
unemployed, the bored, the marriage-wrecked, the early morning beer
drinkers they probably are, but as priests of silence. Their shanties, some of them
looking like the back ends of house trailers, seem more like outposts,
hermitages. More than once I’ve been out on the lake at night, wandering
past frozen holes in the ice covered with whole pine trees, and stood near the
doors of these shelters. Inside, I can hear voices, muttering, and see the
thin light slipping out around the bottom. On these nights I trhink of men
hunched over their fishing holes, their eyes glazing over, bending closer,
looking into that other world as if they were looking into God’s eye
itself.


Later, when I’m back home I fall asleep dreaming that the inside of my
head is like one of those ice-bound asylums. I look down into the half-lit
abyss of myself and see the abyss staring back. Nietzsche was right. Sometimes
in the dream I’m holding a spear, terrified that what’s below me will not
kill easily. Other times, I dream I’m the fish and there is a world of madmen
above me.


During the day I hear anchor ice chocking up against my bone marrow and
feel the lake inside every part of me that is still alive, every part not
blasted out by cold and numbness and the constant lack of sun in these
latitudes. So I follow the same pattern for weeks: staring for hours
into the vast whiteness of the lake and then dreaming the lake all over again
at night.


There are no maidens in these frozen waters. No anima figures surfacing
in the spearing hole between my boots. No kisses offered up to warm even a
cubic inch of my frozen heart. This is deadly territory. This is the winter
place where your soul either sleeps and dies or rises, almost in individual
particles on the first surge of spring.


I know, in the midst of a mayfly hatch this summer, I’ll make the moves
just as I’ve done thousands of times: flicking my wrist, the flyline arcing
toward nymphing rainbows. The old ice of December will rattle down from
my skull and lodge in my wrist before it melts away. If I could I’d walk out
of here, burn my winter clothes at the end of the driveway, ditch the snow
shovel under the wheels of the first snowplow I see, then hitch-hike to a
someplace in the jungle where ice is still a mystery.

International Team Attempts River Revival

Only seventy-nine large floodplain rivers are said to remain in theworld. These rivers are unique for their ability to divert seasonalfloodwaters into large wetlands, creating habitat for an incrediblevariety of plants and organisms. The Illinois River, flowing west andthen south from Chicago, is one large floodplain river that has seenbetter days. Pollution, agricultural development, and dams have wipedout much of its wetlands and wildlife over the last century. But now,an exchange with diplomats and scientists in Brazil may bring new lifeto the Illinois, and provide a blueprint for how to revitalize riversaround the region. The Great Lakes Radio Consortium’s Jesse Hardmanreports:

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Only seventy-nine large floodplain rivers are said to remain in the world.
These rivers are unique for their ability to divert seasonal floodwaters
into large wetlands, creating habitat for an incredible variety of plants
and organisms. The Illinois River, flowing west and then south from Chicago, is one
large floodplain river that has seen better days. Pollution, agricultural development, and
dams have wiped out much of its wetlands and wildlife over the last century. But now,
an exchange with diplomats and scientists in Brazil may bring new life to the Illinois, and
provide a blueprint for how to revitalize rivers around the region. The Great Lakes Radio
Consortium’s Jesse Hardman reports.


When Rip Sparks, a river biologist at the University of
Illinois, first set eyes on the Upper Paraguay River and its Pantanal
wetlands during a trip to Brazil five years ago, he was astounded.


“I talked to commercial fisherman I went to fish restaurants that were based
completely on what is harvested from the river. And this reminds me of
historical accounts of the wonderful fishery that existed along the Illinois
River”


After returning from his trip, Sparks began to compare the health of the two
rivers. But he wanted to make sure Brazilians learned from his research as
well, so he joined the Illinois Nature Conservancy in inviting
representatives of the Upper Paraguay area to see first hand how not to
treat a river.


(sound of airplane taking off)


Governor Dante Martins de Olivera, from the Brazilian state of Matto Grasso,
pauses as he looks down at the muddy brown river through the window of an
eight-seat jet airplane. Governor Dante, seated across from Biologist Rip
Sparks and Illinois Nature Conservancy officials, relaxes in his seat and
begins to tell stories of the Upper Paraguay.


(sound of Portuguese)


Dante says his river supports farmers and ranchers who understand and use
its floodplain, a system which allows excess water to expand into adjacent
wetlands.


Doug Blodgett, a Nature Conservancy biologist, draws Dante’s attention to a
large levee about five thousand feet below the plane. He explains how these
manmade earthen embankments helped to drain a portion of the river’s
floodplain for farming.
Blodgett says land protected by levees along the Illinois produce only one
percent of the state’s crops, but take up 200,000 acres, half the land
along the river’s main wetland area.


Dante nods in agreement…he says he can see, looking down at the river, how
too much habitat and natural resources have been sacrificed for farming
along the Illinois. But he warns those on board not to overreact.


“You can’t put the environment in a dome. We need to take social questions
into consideration. Create jobs and feed the people. My government has taken
this into consideration…taking care to avoid problems like you have in the
Illinois River that will probably take one hundred years more to restore”


Micheal Rueter, conservation director for the Illinois Nature
Conservancy, says his group has already begun a plan to restore wetlands by
buying up farmland along the river, and re-connecting leveed areas to the
Illinois’s natural path. But he says the plan isn’t intended to drive
farmers out of business.


“We live on a working landscape…and we recognize that we need to work with
the people who live on that landscape. To find the mix of public and private
goods that can be produced on the land.”


The pilot carrying this group of river-watchers finally lands the plane
midway along the Illinois River at a small airport in Peoria. The Nature
Conservancy has organized a lunch with local community and environmental
leaders to meet Governor Dante and discuss the restoration of the Illinois.


(sound of luncheon, Portuguese)


Dante offers to form an exchange where Illinois scientists and
conservationists can come study the Upper Paraguay and Pantanal area…and
some of his scientists can travel to the U.S. to research the Illinois
River.
He then tells a story about fishing on the Upper Paraguay.


He gets a laugh from the lunch crowd as he holds his hands a good three feet
apart…describing the fish he says he reeled in one day.


(sound of laughing)


With the help of river aficionados like Governor Dante…the Illinois will
hopefully begin to flow a little more freely, like it used to…and in turn
itself become an example for other regions in the area…of how best to treat
a river.


For the Great Lakes Radio Consortium, I’m Jesse Hardman.

Rural Landowners Challenge New Power Lines

The deregulation of electricity has at times pitted rural dwellersagainst townsfolk, and region against region. Now in Minnesota andWisconsin, that battle has come to a head with plans to build a newpower transmission line. On the one hand are residents of major citiesacross the Great Lakes who want cheap power, and on the other are thosewho would be forced to live near the wires. The Great Lakes RadioConsortium’s Stephanie Hemphill reports:

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The deregulation of electricity has at times pitted rural dwellers against
townsfolk, and region against region. Now in Minnesota and Wisconsin, that
battle has come to a head with plans to build a new power transmission line. On the one
hand are residents of major cities across the Great Lakes who
want cheap power, and on the other are those who would be forced to live
near the wires. The Great Lakes Radio Consortium’s Stephanie Hemphill
reports.

Like most states in the region, Wisconsin uses more electricity every year
– about 2% more than the year before. And it’s expensive to generate that
additional power at home. So some of that power now comes from as far away
as Montana and Canada, where it’s produced cheaply at big coal and
hydroelectric plants. But utility companies say the lines that bring the
power to Milwaukee, Chicago, and other big Midwestern cities have reached
capacity. So Minnesota Power and Wisconsin Public Service are together
proposing a new link in the regional electric grid, to run between Duluth
and Wausau.


The federal government encouraged this large-scale approach to electricity
distribution when it deregulated the wholesale power market in 1992.
Minnesota Power’s Jim Roberts says – now that distributors are allowed to
buy power from suppliers anywhere in the country – many long-distance
transmission lines are simply overloaded.


“People are gonna try to find the cheapest source of electricity, wherever
it may be, so there’s a tremendous demand on transmission to get that cheap
electricity to their customers. If there’s a lot of cheap generation
somewhere, and only one transmission line, you’re limited.”


And as states move toward deregulation at the retail level, there will be
even more pressure on transmission lines. Roberts says the proposed Duluth
to Wausau line will help prevent blackouts and will keep prices low for
customers all over the Midwest.


But at hearings last fall, farmers and cabin owners along the planned route
spoke out loud and clear against it. Mark Liebaert farms land his
grandfather settled, south of Superior.


“Minnesota Power pretends they’re your neighbors and your friends and yet
they’re proposing the most environmentally damaging project to come before
the Public Service ever. Why? Because they wanna make money off it. My
ancestors that are gone still look upon me and I know they are proud that
we are fighting this fight. And I also know my grandchildren someday will
be very glad that we stood together and beat this proposal from Minnesota
Power. Thank you.” (applause)


Liebaert and other critics say Wisconsin should build power plants close to
the big cities that need the electricity. They say there’s no need to cut
a 150-foot-wide swath through farms and forests and line it with towers up
to 135 feet high, just to bring power to the region’s major urban areas.


And landowners aren’t the only ones fighting the line. The Wisconsin
Department of Natural Resources says several routes for a new line were
studied, and the Duluth to Wausau route now being considered is the one
that would cause the most environmental damage. The National Park Service
doesn’t like the route either, saying it would slice across part of the St.
Croix National Scenic Riverway.


And the Wisconsin Public Service Commission’s own environmental analysis
raises questions about whether the line is needed. Officials there say a
combination of upgrades to existing lines and new local generation could
provide enough power.


Some of the people testifying at public hearings on the line are impatient
for new technologies. Retiree Jim Speck told the Public Service
Commission, as long as power companies are allowed to build the lines they
want, they won’t develop alternative sources of energy.


“There are other sources and Minnesota Power says they’re working on them.
If you don’t need to work on them quite so quickly, if you can get by with
the old technology, there’s not as much incentive. The Commission I hope
will hold their feet to the fire of these companies and say no we’re not
gonna let you get by with the old stuff, you’ve got to develop the new
stuff.”


The new stuff includes alternative sources of energy like wind and solar.
They are increasingly being added to the mix, but power companies say
realistically they won’t provide enough electricity in the near future to
meet the increased demand.


Hearings on the proposed powerline, meanwhile, are taking place in
Wisconsin and Minnesota. If either of the states rejects the plan, the
line won’t be built. For the Great Lake Radio Consortium, I’m Stephanie
Hemphill in Duluth.

Citizens Want Power Plants to Clean Up Act

Courts will eventually decide whether some Midwest power plantsviolated the federal Clean Air Act by making changes to their operationswithout installing special pollution control devices. But some Ohioenvironmentalists are not waiting for the lawsuit on that matter to bedecided in court. As the Great Lakes Radio Consortium’s Jo Inglesreports, the activists are trying to force the power plants to reducepollution by going around the courts:

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Courts will eventually decide whether some Midwest power plants violated the federal Clean Air Act by making changes to their operations without installing special pollution control devices. But some Ohio environmentalists are not waiting for the lawsuit on that matter to be decided in court. As Ohio Public Radio’s Jo Ingles reports, the activists are trying to force the power plants to reduce pollution by going around the courts.


Bob Love and his family are happy with their house on the Muskingum River in southeastern Ohio. Love says it would be a much better place to live if his property wasn’t continually blanketed with acidic rain and black grit from fly ash. The source of that pollution? He believes it’s the American Electric Power Plant just a mile from his home. Love says he can hear the plant blowing out fly ash after dark. And he says he can see the damage from it.


“We believe that it is killing our garden, our fruit and flowers. It definitely eats holes in our canvass boat covers, outdoor furniture and boat seats.”


Love says it’s not only his property that is suffering….it’s the health of his family and friends who also live near the plant. He says they suffer from respiratory problems directly related to the electric company’s operations.


“Would you like to feel their pain and discomfort. We’ll just stick your head in a plastic bag with a very small hole in it for a few hours. This will give you a sense of what they, the oxygen therapy people, are going through. Struggling for every breath.”


Several of Ohio’s environmental groups are backing Love’s request for the power company near his home to clean up its act. The environmentalists say the power plants are causing a public health crisis in Ohio. Amy Simpson is with the Ohio Public Interest Research group.


“In 1999, more Ohioans died from power plant pollution than died in drunk driving accidents and in homicides combined.”


The environmentalists want Governor Taft to force Ohio’s Environmental
protection agency to order changes for four of Ohio’s dirtiest plants. The Ohio Environmental Council’s Jack Shaner says the companies that own the plants are breaking pollution laws.


“The utilities upgraded their power plants, but failed to upgrade their pollution controls. This a blatant violation of the clean air act and Ohio law.”


American Electric Power owns two of the plants under attack. Company
spokesman Pat Hemlepp calls the claims bogus.


“These are claims that these special interest groups make repeatedly. They have their own agenda out there. And frankly, the claims that they’re making here are the same claims they made in other places, under other titles. Its the same story, different title.”


Hemlepp says the company is operating under all of the guidelines in place under the federal clean air act. He says the company’s plant are not harming the health of their neighbors.


“Those regulations are designed to protect public health and the environment. With an extra margin of safety. And our plants comply with the regulations that are in place.”


The environmental groups are involved in lawsuits against AEP and the other power companies that operate four power plants the groups deem as dirty. For that reason, Hemlepp says the activists should wait to fight it out in a court room….not in the court of public opinion.


“And it’s extremely disturbing that these special interest groups are attempting to declare themselves judge and jury. Bypass the courts on the litigation that they are involved with, with our company right now. And attempt to find the company guilty on their own, because that is not how the system works.”


There are dozens of similar power plants operating in other states
throughout the country….most of which are under fire from environmentalists. And a lawsuit similar to the one in Ohio being considered by courts in Georgia. Lawsuits like these are complicated….and take a long time to resolve. That’s why environmentalists in Ohio are trying to get the state’s governor and Ohio’s environmental protection agency to go change the permits for these plants immediately. And if the activists here are successful in doing that, it’s likely environmentalists in other states might try doing the same thing. For the Great Lakes Radio Consortium, I’m Jo Ingles in Columbus.

Gas Companies Warned About Mercury Spills

The Environmental Protection Agency is concerned about hundreds ofincidents of homes being contaminated by mercury. The Great Lakes RadioConsortium’s Lester Graham reports:

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The Environmental Protection Agency is concerned about hundreds of incidents of homes being contaminated by mercury. The Great Lakes Radio Consortium’s Lester Graham reports.


Most homes and businesses have natural gas meters and regulators that
contain mercury. The EPA is now asking nearly 200 natural gas companies in the region to re-examine how they handle those meters and regulators. Since this past summer at least five natural gas companies in Illinois and Michigan have disclosed more than 900 incidents of mercury contamination in homes and businesses. The EPA reports that many times mercury was spilled when gas company employees replaced older equipment. Since most gas companies use similar equipment, the EPA figures more contamination is possible. Mercury vapors can damage the brain, lungs, and kidneys when inhaled. A letter sent to gas companies in Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, and Wisconsin strongly encourages the gas companies to review how they manage their equipment containing mercury. For the Great Lakes Radio Consortium, this is Lester Graham.

Epa Proposes Controls on Livestock Waste

The U.S. EPA is proposing new rules to control pollution at large-scalelivestock farms. The Great Lakes Radio Consortium’s Jonathan Ahlreports some activist groups say the restrictions don’t go far enough:

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The US EPA is proposing new rules to control pollution at large scale livestock farms. The Great Lakes Radio Consortium’s Jonathan Ahl reports some activist groups say the restrictions don’t go far enough.


The proposed rules include requiring companies to be held accountable for cleaning up waste spills. They would also put limits on spraying animal waste onto farm fields. But some environmentalists are calling the rules grossly inadequate. Karen Hudson is the President of the Illinois based Families Against Rural Messes.


“There are still many loopholes that remain, and as a grass roots
person who is experiencing factory farms near my home I’m seeing that the water quality problems and the air quality problems are not being addressed.”


Hudson says the EPA rules do nothing to phase out storing waste in large open-air lagoons. She also says they do not address the release of airborne particles that can cause disease. The EPA will take public comment on the proposed rules until the middle of April. For the Great Lakes Radio Consortium, I’m Jonathan Ahl.

Commentary – Working From Home

The gift-giving season has come and gone. Some folks ended up withsweaters that were two sizes too large, some folks got sparkly baubles,and lots of people were the beneficiaries of gifts promising to simplifytheir lives – including their work lives. With millions of Americansworking out of their homes, Great Lakes Radio Consortium commentatorJulia King thinks home-office life after the holidays is going to besmooth sailing! Or is it?:

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The gift-giving season has come and gone. Some folks ended up with sweaters that were two sizes too large; some folks got sparkly baubles; and lots of people were the beneficiaries of gifts promising to simplify their lives – including their work lives. With millions of Americans working out of their homes, Great Lakes Radio Consortium
commentator Julia King thinks home-office life after the holidays is going to be smooth sailing! Or is it?


Testing, testing, one, two, three. Testing, testing listen to me.


This is great. I’m standing in my living room right now because my generous, genius husband got me recording equipment for Christmas. I’m his very favorite NPR commentator. I think.


So, I used to have to go to an actual studio for this kind of thing. *LOOK AT MY PICTURE, MOMMY* Not now, honey. I had to get in my car (and burn fossil fuel), drive miles away (sometimes in snow or pouring rain) and then *VIOLIN PLAYS IN BACKGROUND* I’d hope that the engineer would show up.


Hey, Sweetheart. Mommy’s working here. Can I get a little cooperation? Thanks.


Anyway, one of the studios had this weird hum. We never could figure out exactly what it was… *MAN YELLS QUESTION IN BACKGROUND* I think I saw it in the upstairs bathroom.


I remember once I brought a big wool blanket into the studio and we hung it over some buzzing generator but it…


*PHONE RINGS*


Hello. Oh, hi. What’ cha doing? Oh yeah. That’s too funny. Hey, can I call you back? I’m actually recording right now. Uh huh. No. It’s serious, high-quality stuff. Stuart got it for me for Christmas. Yeah. Isn’t that great? Okay, I’ll talk to you later. Bye.


So the wool blanket didn’t work. And the other studio was, well, let’s just say we had a
minor disagreement about my importance. You know how that is.


Generally speaking, the only downside to this whole commentary thing has been the recording aspect. Now it’s like all my problems *DOG BARKS* are solved. Can somebody let the dog out? Now I’m going to be working all the time. Wow. I recommend this set up to anybody who’s considering working for radio.


This is fabulous. I wonder what great idea my husband will come up with next year for Christmas. I hope he gets me a snow-cone maker.